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*music starts and Michael saunters over to his place*
Weeeell my names Michael Scarn and I’m here to say
I’m about to do the Scarn in a major way
*everyone gets up and joins Michael*
[first time]
You jump to the right and you shake a hand
Then you jumpy to the left and you shake that hand
Meet new friends
Tie some yarn
And that’s how you do the Scarn
*people join in on the dancing as they figure it out*
[second and third times]
You jump to the right and you shake than hand
Then you jumpy to the left and you shake that hand
Meet new friends
Tie that yarn
And that’s how you do the Scarn
BOOM
Packer: “If doing the Scarn is gay, than I’m the biggest queer on earth!”
Michael: “you guys, I think I have my self confidence back”
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03:58
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You said music doesnt make you haooy anymore
You said "i'll hang myself in the bathroom and let the shower run, to get rid of my wrinkles.
I know youve been crying, because I said its friday night and all i want to do is sleep
i know youve been lying about the places that arent your bed where you want to fall asleep
Just call me an old friend, i promise i'll never leave again
Ill shave my beard the one i cannot grow
ill comb my hair, if it means youll call me home
the internet was a beautiful place until i fell in love, and everyone was so far
and i know you cant control where you are
so am i done being anxious or am i just too exhausted to shake
i know youve been drinking but why the fuck are you up this late
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Dani - "okay I love them, but buzzfeed quizzes are fucking stupid"
Jake - "okay i know you hate costco but what about trader joes"
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I'm gonna die all alone
That's what you told me
But I like being alone
Just not feeling lonely
So I'll go out
Go out into space
Finally confirm
That the worlds a beautiful place
And how I'm here alone
How space is so empty
No one to call my own
Since the way you left me
So I'll go out
Go out into space
Finally confirm
That the worlds a beautiful place
And I'm afraid
So afraid to die
Been chasing it
Everyday I've been alive
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In my nightmare you are falling and in your nightmare you are drowning
The only difference is that forget to dot my I's and you your T's
Well in my nightmare you are smoking and in your nightmare I am choking you
The suffocation is just a meaning to an end
Now we're falling from through the ceiling and life's devoid of all meaning
Army Men overwhelm us but at least now we can sleep
The disasters all have ended but no ones talking since we're all too shaken up
From earthquakes drowned your veins on yet another account
And now the platform has reached the edge of the stage
And my upsmash will now cover your tech in place
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I'm shaking I don't know where I am
I tried to overdose at 2 am
I vomited all over the carpet
Cleaned it up with the towels from target (you bought me from target)
When I moved, into this dorm room
I'm sorry for failing I know it doesn't look good
If I could stop all my lying, you know that I would
So put your hand in front of my chest when the car stops
That way it won't be your fault when we die cuz I didn't wear a seatbelt
I could be in a wheelchair and you'd still say stand up for yourself
I'm sorry for failing I know it doesn't look good
If I could stop all my lying, you know that I would
I'm sorry I didn't call on your birthday
Your mother asked you if you'd still wait
I just wanted to make your week, everyday
I'm sorry for failing I know it doesn't look good
If I could stop all my lying, you know that I would
So put your hand in front of my chest when the car stops
That way it won't be your fault when we die cuz I didn't wear a seatbelt
I could be in a wheelchair and you'd still say stand up for yourself
I'm sorry for failing I know it doesn't look good
If I could stop all my lying, you know that I would
I'm shaking I don't know where I am
I tried to overdose at 10 pm
I vomited all over the carpet
Cleaned it up with the towels from target (you bought me from target)
When I moved, out of this dorm room
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Brian and Andy are very cool and very supportive and are gonna do such great things and if they are reading this, I want them to know I have nothing but great respect and love for them
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i screamed at my skin, "please stay younger."
where did the years go when i was
feeling stronger?
right out the window when i was driving your car,
in the rear view i saw my
heart. it spun and landed in the front yard
of a place i knew before.
before i knew it, distance crossed my mind. divides my spirits, half for
faith and half for better times. so how long is four years? it's an eternity i
suppose. infinity beckons me to a simple place to hide.
lay down and cover your eyes so bright from awful morning light. i'm so
scared of death, not fond of life and facing my fears doesn't feel right so
i'll carry on tonight. lay down and draw the blinds, the past is always on my
mind.
so call me at midnight or call me anytime, i'm patiently waiting, the past
is on my mind. i memorized the nuances of conversation held that night, i
memorized every detail of your skin, we were spread so thin.
could've seen you in the basement, could've seen you in the hall. but it
doesn't even matter, cuz it was nothing at all.
i've been thinking what you said is true, our lives are reds and greens and
shades of blue, our colored pasts reveal what is true, nothing that i said to
you paints a pretty portrait of us two, we're different shades of blue.
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