*music starts and Michael saunters over to his place*
Weeeell my names Michael Scarn and I’m here to say
I’m about to do the Scarn in a major way
*everyone gets up and joins Michael*
[first time]
You jump to the right and you shake a hand
Then you jumpy to the left and you shake that hand
Meet new friends
Tie some yarn
And that’s how you do the Scarn
*people join in on the dancing as they figure it out*
[second and third times]
You jump to the right and you shake than hand
Then you jumpy to the left and you shake that hand
Meet new friends
Tie that yarn
And that’s how you do the Scarn
BOOM
Packer: “If doing the Scarn is gay, than I’m the biggest queer on earth!”
Michael: “you guys, I think I have my self confidence back”
credits
from Pals,
released April 26, 2017
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